why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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