it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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