Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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