What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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