your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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