It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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