you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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