Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Randomize
