Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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