So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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