Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
what day is it and did you see me today?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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