we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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