is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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