But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
What drink are we having for lunch?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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