I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Sponge bath it is.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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