You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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