Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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