Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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