Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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