She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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