I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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