She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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