Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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