oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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