nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Everything about him screamed your future.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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