Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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