I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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