i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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