Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize