i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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