Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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