gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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