If that was your dad, he is hot
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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