Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Drake has all the answers
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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