I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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