Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.