what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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