Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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