I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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