Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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