butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
