Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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