Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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