i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
This toilet bowl is my home.
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