At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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