oh god the rape fog is back!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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