Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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