She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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