At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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