well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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