Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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