sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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