Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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