She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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