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(530): View more from California

shit pants at work. discarded underwear.

(1-530): View more from California

just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?

(530): View more from California

yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes

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(317): View more from Indiana

If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.

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