I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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