i don't like sucking hair
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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