brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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